Man, get a life! You've already seen tens, if not hundreds of pages of lame, worthless drivel put up by lusers with nothing more important to do than show you pictures of their cats. You really want more? OK...
I'm Eric the Ornery, and I do system and network administration for some of the lamest organizations you've never heard of. I've seen it all - clueless lusers/managers/cow-orkers, broken computers/operating systems/networks, and some of the scariest business practices you could imagine.
I've spent some time in the army, getting to fire all sorts of weaponry that would make really good LARTs, like a 155mm howitzer. My favorite is probably the Browning M2 .50-caliber machinegun. You can run, but you can't hide.
In my copious spare time (*snort*), I'm one of the WebBastards for www.bofh.net.
If I ever get the time, I might put up links to amusing pages, list a few people whom I like, or tell you a story or two. Or not, as the case may be. But you can find most of that stuff on BOFHweb anyway.
If you want to send me mail, my address is email@example.com. No, I'm not letting you click on some lame mailto: link; use a REAL mail program, not some bloated web browser that thinks it can do everything. Sheesh!