| SIGHUP | 1 | hangup. Forces bossname to re-read
his/her job description and figure out that he/she
knows squat about sysadmin work or life, in general.
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| SIGINT | 2 | interrupt. Prevents the bossname
from interrupting the sysadmin for one hour.
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| SIGQUIT | 3 | quit. Causes the boss to quit his/her
job with no explanation.
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| SIGILL | 4 | illegal instruction. Makes the boss believe
the last instruction he/she gave was illegal, so he/she withdraws it.
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| SIGTRAP | 5 | trace trap. Display the exact location
of the boss.
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| SIGABRT | 6 | abort. Makes the boss go home and
try again tomorrow.
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| SIGKILL | 9 | kill. Game over.
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| SIGBUS | 10 | bus error. Boss's transportation
fails on the way to work.
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| SIGSEGV | 11 | segmentation violation. Boss realizes
he/she is trying to do something for which he/she is not quailified and stops.
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| SIGSYS | 12 | bad argument. Boss loses.
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| SIGPIPE | 13 | smoke pipe. Boss samples some
green leafy substance and mellows out.
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| SIGALRM | 14 | alarm. Boss is startled and falls over.
Best used when boss is walking next to his/her boss.
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| SIGTERM | 15 | termination signal. Boss is fired.
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